radicalrocket:

"Riley, hit the lights! Huey, electronics!"

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

do-not-open-til-christmas:

Let’s see, I give you the key, let you cum and we go back to the way things used to be, or I keep you as my obedient, subservient. eager-to-please, cock-sucking, cum-deprived houseboy for another month.  Tough decision, Kid, tough decision.

do-not-open-til-christmas:

Let’s see, I give you the key, let you cum and we go back to the way things used to be, or I keep you as my obedient, subservient. eager-to-please, cock-sucking, cum-deprived houseboy for another month.  Tough decision, Kid, tough decision.

keartastic:

Michael was so fine. My God.

keartastic:

Michael was so fine. My God.

butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

dejaelyse:

vinebox:

i hope them shoes in her hands is that niggas lol hahah

thewicked-eternity