"Riley, hit the lights! Huey, electronics!"
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Let’s see, I give you the key, let you cum and we go back to the way things used to be, or I keep you as my obedient, subservient. eager-to-please, cock-sucking, cum-deprived houseboy for another month. Tough decision, Kid, tough decision.
Michael was so fine. My God.
OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
He has the longest legs in the world.
i hope them shoes in her hands is that niggas lol hahah